Bleach smut

[okami_hu]

So, just that I'll have a cleared overview. These are the couples I like/see this far.

HETSMUT

Ichigo x Rukia: Kind of obvious...

Ichigo x Orihime: Even more obvious...

Chado x Karin: *_* Seriously. They look cute together. XD

Uryuu x Rukia: I think this would be perfect.

Chado x Orihime: a bit weird but could work. ^^

Tsubaki x Orihime: Don't. Ask. Please, don't ask... ^__^;;;

Urahara x Ururu(?): pedophiles, unite.

Byakuya x Rukia: some nice rape

Renji x Rukia: One more go for old times's sake...? ^_~

Uryuu x Orihime: Purely platonic, of course. One more reason to hate Ichi...

Kempachi x Yachiru: OH MY FRAGILE MIND!! @_@

Aizen x Hinamori: Guh. Of course.

Toushirou x Matsumoto: *dies* This is a bit sick. Don't ask why but it feels a little wrong.

Jinta x Karin: Ah, young love.

Urahara x Yoruichi: Ofcourse. *grin*

Toushirou x Hinamori: Tou DOES care about her a lot, doesn't he? ^_^ Besides, they look sweet.

Gin x Matsumoto: Seems like all the captains and vice captains were childhood friends at one point.

Kyouraku x Nanao: Come oooonn! They're so cute! XDDD

Mayuri x Sui Fong: . . . Okay, I'm letting my personal feelings take over.

YURI

Orihime x Tatsuki: ^__^ What else?

Rukia x Orihime: They're kind of rivals after all...

Yuzu x Ururu: Shoot me PLS.

Matsumoto x Orihime: Just think about the visuals.

Unohana x Isane: Dunno, I have slight suspicions about Unohana.

Yoruichi x Sui Fong: It'd be a miracle if they _hadn't_ done it.

YAOI/SLASH

Ichigo x Kon: Again, don't ask XD

Ichigo x Uryuu: although, Uryuu won't willingly bottom and Ichi is too much of a seme.

Chado x Ichigo: perhaps the only occassion Ichi will willingly bottom... And I mean, come on "Kuchiki Rukia saved me once"...? "If Ichigo wants to save her, that's enough for me"...?

Byakuya x Ichigo: Khm.

Byakuya x Renji: They're doing it like bunnies.

Aizen x Renji: A classic.

Byakuya x Gin: I'm not so sure who tops, though.

Urahara x Jinta: ^_____^ Yepp. Me likes child pr0n

Renji x Ichigo: I seriously love spoilers... XDDD

Renji x Kira: Aww. ^_^ To be young and energetic.

Gin x Kira: Probably every night. And morning. And lunchbreak. Poor Kira.

Ganju x Hanatarou: Please. It's so obvious.

Kempachi x Ichigo: Now, let's stop for a moment. If only one good story is written about this pairing, that is enough. The world doesn't need more of this, just ONE. And I'm not going to try.

Zangetsu x Ichigo: "It can't rain all the time the sky can't cry forever" XD

Ikkaku x Yumichika: *snortsnickergigglesnort*

Tousen x Komamura: I don't think there's a better person to accept Koma than the bind Tousen. And Koma DOES care a lot about him, doesn't he. (What a caring bunch.)

Kyouraku x Ukitake: best friends and so much more.

PEOPLE I WANT DEAD

- Mayuri. DIE BASTARD, DO F**KIN' DIE!!
- Byakuya. Annoying show-off.
- Gin. Just to be sure. ^_~
- Don Kan'Oji. LEARN PROPER JAPANESE!!
- Sui Fong. She's a plain bitch.

SURPRIZES

- Yoruichi. I knew the cat has another shape but I didn't think it's a woman. XD
- Kenpachi. It was interesting to see, that he's capable of other emotions aside of the "Tatakai Happy Dance". He seemed to be really determined about "getting better" and somehow, it looked like he was indeed a bit hurt and ashamed that his Soul Slayer refused to talk to him. And he has very nice hands. I was surprised to see how smooth and relatively thin his hand is even though he's a big, tall guy.
- Renji's final scene with Ichigo. I liked it much, how he was able to overcome his anger and grief and understand that Ichi is not the enemy. And Zabimaru has a really interesting shape... oo
- Zangetsu's attitude. Oooooookay, man, I know you like your owner but cut back the emo, huh? XDDD
- Kira in the Toushirou-Gin fight. I dunno if it was just the distance but he looked very handsome there.
- Gin in his fight with Toushirou. OMG, that bastard looks awesome when he's not grinning like a village idiot.
- Komamura. Never assumed creatures like this exist.


This much at the moment but the list will grow as the captains will get introduced. And damn, I'm starting to seriously like in love with Renji.

Comments

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

"Aizen x Hinomoto(?): Guh. Of course."

Hinamori. Hinamori Momo.

"Toushirou x ... his vice Captain: *dies* This is a bit sick. Don't ask why but it feels a little wrong."

Matsumoto Rangiku. Don't die. Nothing wrong... :-)

"Aizen x Renji: A classic."

I know it's a classic, but I never understood why. I'm curious to know what you see in this pairing...

"Gin x Kira: Probably every night. And morning. And lunchbreak. Poor Kira."

Kira does like that, you know ? *perverted smile*

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Hinamori! Ah, I see. ^_^; I probably merged her first- and surname.

AizenxRenji seem to me as the classic teacher/student relationship. If I remember correctly, when Aizen asked Renji if Rukia deserves the punishment, he said something which indicated that he was more or less the sensei of Renji. And just like best friends, the teachers have to have an affair with their students. Mmm, Aizen teaching the ways of love to young!Renji... ^__^

And dunno, as I'm at ep40 and haven't really seen the manga, I think, Gin is so suspicious that it's suspicious. This far, I have the impression that he's a sick, mean and cruel bastard and he's the reason why Kira looks so word-weary. XD I could be wrong though.

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

Yes, Renji began in the 5th division. Afterthat, he was affected to the 11th division, then became vice-captain in 6th division. (In the manga, it's in his character sheet.)

"This far, I have the impression that he's a sick, mean and cruel bastard and he's the reason why Kira looks so word-weary. XD I could be wrong though."
Well, I wouldn't say you're wrong...
I'd like to talk about it again when you'll have seen more of Gin/Kira interaction, typically after episode 47.

Oh, and you probably don't know me, because I reviewed one of your FMA fics on ff.net, but it was a long time ago. But one of my friends, ylg, is a fan of yours and told me you were into Bleach these days. As it is my current obsession... I went and took a look. :-)

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

FFNet, oh, sweet old times. I haven't been there since ages. Okay, I'll watch the series diligently; I usually watch two eps every day.

Since you seem to know quite a lot about Bleach, could you explain me something? That city around the Shinigamy headquarters, it's inhabited by the souls of the people who died in our world, isn't it? Then, how could people age and die there? oO They're SOULS fer' crying out loud, they're already dead! And if in the 78th district, "the adults are all thieves and murderers", who goes to Hell? Those Hollows, who are unchangeably evil? Then, Hell must be echoing from emptiness.

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

Well, we're not sure about these facts yet.

But it seems that the city around the shinigami headquarters is "court of pure souls", so except for gifted dead who became shinigami, it's for people who are born here, in Soul Society, for generations.

And they do get old. Except that they stop aging when they become shinagami (ou maybe they age very slowly ?)

I don't know whether those who are really dead people age, but I think they do, too, and die, and pass in the human world again, it's a cycle. But it's not logical, because median age should be higher in Soul Society.

And I fear that these thieves and murderers became like this because of the circumstances, after dying, and Tite Kubo seems very indulgent for violence when it's an effect of necessity.

But really, it's part of what is still obscure.

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Aa. That makes sense. *nodnod* Thanks.

((And lookie, Tony DiTerlizzi's Nocker girl from Changeling...! ^_^ ))

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

Oh, you do know Changeling ! Did you play it ?

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

A few times ^__^ I was the "DM" once and I also had a very nice troll guy based off of Sephiroth XD just with more feelings. My Persian cat pooka Lucia never made it into the game as it didn't pass the planning stage, though.

I like RPing much, I've been doing it for more than ten years now. Tried half a dozen different fantasy settings, Shadowrun, Vampire and Changeling, Star Wars and some other delicacies. Although lately I switched to RP via the MSN and mostly using my fave chars from FMA. Those sessions make awesome fanfics.

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

Well, I always was the DM, because I know no one who wanted to play this role. :-(

I had a nice campaign many years ago, another one which aborted soon four years ago, and now I'm in a three-shot scenario.

I have written fanfiction in this universe, too.

It's my favourite role-playing game !

You can do so much things in it ! Epics, humour, tragedy, romance, weight of everyday life, discussions about art, and even mix all in a big, big pile ! :-)

(One of the characters in my current scenario - character, not player - is a fanfiction writer. Who writes a lot of smut. Satyr, of course. :-) )

Ooooh, you added some pairings. I will follow the evolution of this post. :-)

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

"Matsumoto x Orihime: Just think about the visuals."

Well, if one day the adaptation of the manga goes til prepub 199, you'll absolutely love the fanservice in it ! :-)

"Tousen x Komamura"

Just a small complaint about the anime (okay, a big one): they removed almost all the flashback about Tousen's past! *very angry*

(They also removed the part with Kira all cut in his cell, and with a straitjacket to prevent him from hurting himself. Really, this adaptation is good, very good, but when one of the parts I love disappears, I'm always sad.)


I'd like to know : amongst the pairings you list, which ones are your very favourite ?

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Oh? I noticed the straightjacket on Kira and I was wondering a bit although he indeed was totally delusional. *hugz Kira* Drat, I have to check the manga...

Hmm, fave pairings... I don't knooow! Actually, I feel like we haven't seen enough of the characters - save Ichi and Rukia's downside - I'm not sure I could capture them right in different situations. (<- the effect of too much writing and RP)

However, I think Young!Renji x Young!Rukia (meaning, before they assigned to school) could be quite cool. Novice!Renji x Novice!Kira as well - I'm sure Renji would be extremely pleased with himself that he could bed somebody of a higher class. I have yet to see some "reference material" but I guess Ichigo and Renji will make an extremely dynamic and fun couple. With all the sneering and cursing and fighting which ends in HAWT SMEX!! Uryuu and his affection for Orihime is nice as well but on a purely platonic level. And Kyouraku and Nanao remind me of Roy and Riza from FMA just without the rabid fangirls.

I think, mostly the fanfictions will carry me into one direction or the other. I want to see the whole series awailable part of the series before starting to read, though. I'll see which are the fave couples (okay, I already have glimpses of them), how the fandom interprets the characters and then decide. Actually, I have fave characters instead of pairings. Renji, Ichigo, Chad, Kon, Toushiro, Rukia when she's not angsting... Kyouraku ^_^ ... I can't help but like Tousen and Komamura individually as well. And I'm a Tsubaki fan definitely but the poor guy is such a support char that it's painful. Yoruichi is quite cool as well and the 4th Division's vice captain seems to be cute.