What am I doing here...?

READ IT BASTERDS. Fandom is 'Pesedjet' by Inonibird of DA... And actually, it's not a fandom, because several drawings of it exist and that. Is. ALL. No background, no char info, nothing. =D Had to write fic. It kinda looks as if the chars are members of the Egyptian pantheon, so I took that and ran with it. I saw her drawings of Thoth, and I fell in love. And Bast is just so pretty. ^^

Gallery is here, to add faces to the chars: http://inonibird.deviantart.com/gallery/#Pesedjet

And really, just think of the Egyptian Gods. =3

~3000 words, _finished_, R-rated HET, more-or-less-humanized Thoth/Bast, somewhat incestuous (from what I've gathered, Thoth was found as a baby and adopted into the family. Most probably).

( What the EFF, OKami can write het...? BLASPHEMY!! )

Title: Royal Pardon
Authors: kira_k & okami_hu
Theme: #32 - Branding
Rating: R-NC-17
Warning: hetsmut
Couple/Characters: Tseng/Yuffie w00t
Word count: 7508
Summary: Yuffie plans to visit Elena in Healing Lodge, bur she eventually ends up in Tseng's room just to find out about the man's past, and making her first serious decision as the future ruler of Wutai.

Link back to the prompt table

( No matter what, it's hard for me to forget that you're a royalty of my homeland )

XDDD Finally finished, in time and I like it!

Title: Temptation
Author okami_hu
Rating: PG
Warning: hetsmut XD
Pairing: Hohenheim x Dante
Word count: 2148
Note: Done for the fma_rare's 'Dom Hohenheim' challenge.

( Temptation )

For all those, who think the Armstrongs are crack material. How wrong you are.

( Shine for me )

Next on the list: "Extra Lessons", Alex x Roy schoolboy version, light R

Title: Shadowed sunlight
Authors: kira_k & okami_hu
Beta: forgottenlover
Rating: R
Genre: hetsmut
Warning: rape
Pairing: Kimbley & Hawkeye
Summary: "Oh, I thought it was clear, what I wanted... A body, not necessarily willing. And you're pretty enough."
Word count: 8753

( Shadowed Sunlight )

x-posted to kira_k & okami_hu & fma_fiction & fma_het & fm_alchemist & probably _rizahawkeye_

Announcement: Since people were arguing with _us_ and not about the fic, I froze all threads.

What is „Ishbal Dreams”? It’s basically an alternate universe story, in which, Maes Hughes is none other but the Prince of Ishbal. The time-setting is somewhat earlier than the anime; think the middle of the 1800’s.

After a lost battle, the Ishbalites bring Roy Mustang, Central’s general to the Palace for interrogation. The handsome man captures Maes’s attention and thanks to the mutual lust, they eventually fall in love with each other.

The fic tells the story of their relationship, the small and bigger obstacles they have to overcome. Many other characters make their appearance as well and tons of smut happens. The main focus is on Maes and Roy but there are side couples, such as Scar/Greed, Kimbley/Greed, Havoc/Fury, Roy/Farman or Scar/Roy. Currently, there’s one chapter which is entirely het (Greed/Lust).

As none of the authors are native English-speakers and we tend to write in the middle of the night, the chapters have grammar and style mistakes. We'd be eternally grateful for a thorough beta. When we're not aware of our mistakes, we cannot learn from then. Thank you.


Chapter 01
Chapter 02
Chapter 03
Chapter 04
Chapter 05
Chapter 06

First season is closed. (And it's supposed to be beta-ed, too.)

Chapter 07
Chapter 08
Chapter 09
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15

Exclusive interview with Roy, Maes and Scar

chapter 16
chapter 17
chapter 18

The second season is closed!

chapter 19
chapter 20
chapter 21
chapter 22
chapter 23
chapter 24
chapter 25
chapter 26
chapter 27
chapter 28
chapter 29
chapter 30
chapter 31