Bleach smut

[okami_hu]

So, just that I'll have a cleared overview. These are the couples I like/see this far.

HETSMUT

Ichigo x Rukia: Kind of obvious...

Ichigo x Orihime: Even more obvious...

Chado x Karin: *_* Seriously. They look cute together. XD

Uryuu x Rukia: I think this would be perfect.

Chado x Orihime: a bit weird but could work. ^^

Tsubaki x Orihime: Don't. Ask. Please, don't ask... ^__^;;;

Urahara x Ururu(?): pedophiles, unite.

Byakuya x Rukia: some nice rape

Renji x Rukia: One more go for old times's sake...? ^_~

Uryuu x Orihime: Purely platonic, of course. One more reason to hate Ichi...

Kempachi x Yachiru: OH MY FRAGILE MIND!! @_@

Aizen x Hinamori: Guh. Of course.

Toushirou x Matsumoto: *dies* This is a bit sick. Don't ask why but it feels a little wrong.

Jinta x Karin: Ah, young love.

Urahara x Yoruichi: Ofcourse. *grin*

Toushirou x Hinamori: Tou DOES care about her a lot, doesn't he? ^_^ Besides, they look sweet.

Gin x Matsumoto: Seems like all the captains and vice captains were childhood friends at one point.

Kyouraku x Nanao: Come oooonn! They're so cute! XDDD

Mayuri x Sui Fong: . . . Okay, I'm letting my personal feelings take over.

YURI

Orihime x Tatsuki: ^__^ What else?

Rukia x Orihime: They're kind of rivals after all...

Yuzu x Ururu: Shoot me PLS.

Matsumoto x Orihime: Just think about the visuals.

Unohana x Isane: Dunno, I have slight suspicions about Unohana.

Yoruichi x Sui Fong: It'd be a miracle if they _hadn't_ done it.

YAOI/SLASH

Ichigo x Kon: Again, don't ask XD

Ichigo x Uryuu: although, Uryuu won't willingly bottom and Ichi is too much of a seme.

Chado x Ichigo: perhaps the only occassion Ichi will willingly bottom... And I mean, come on "Kuchiki Rukia saved me once"...? "If Ichigo wants to save her, that's enough for me"...?

Byakuya x Ichigo: Khm.

Byakuya x Renji: They're doing it like bunnies.

Aizen x Renji: A classic.

Byakuya x Gin: I'm not so sure who tops, though.

Urahara x Jinta: ^_____^ Yepp. Me likes child pr0n

Renji x Ichigo: I seriously love spoilers... XDDD

Renji x Kira: Aww. ^_^ To be young and energetic.

Gin x Kira: Probably every night. And morning. And lunchbreak. Poor Kira.

Ganju x Hanatarou: Please. It's so obvious.

Kempachi x Ichigo: Now, let's stop for a moment. If only one good story is written about this pairing, that is enough. The world doesn't need more of this, just ONE. And I'm not going to try.

Zangetsu x Ichigo: "It can't rain all the time the sky can't cry forever" XD

Ikkaku x Yumichika: *snortsnickergigglesnort*

Tousen x Komamura: I don't think there's a better person to accept Koma than the bind Tousen. And Koma DOES care a lot about him, doesn't he. (What a caring bunch.)

Kyouraku x Ukitake: best friends and so much more.

PEOPLE I WANT DEAD

- Mayuri. DIE BASTARD, DO F**KIN' DIE!!
- Byakuya. Annoying show-off.
- Gin. Just to be sure. ^_~
- Don Kan'Oji. LEARN PROPER JAPANESE!!
- Sui Fong. She's a plain bitch.

SURPRIZES

- Yoruichi. I knew the cat has another shape but I didn't think it's a woman. XD
- Kenpachi. It was interesting to see, that he's capable of other emotions aside of the "Tatakai Happy Dance". He seemed to be really determined about "getting better" and somehow, it looked like he was indeed a bit hurt and ashamed that his Soul Slayer refused to talk to him. And he has very nice hands. I was surprised to see how smooth and relatively thin his hand is even though he's a big, tall guy.
- Renji's final scene with Ichigo. I liked it much, how he was able to overcome his anger and grief and understand that Ichi is not the enemy. And Zabimaru has a really interesting shape... oo
- Zangetsu's attitude. Oooooookay, man, I know you like your owner but cut back the emo, huh? XDDD
- Kira in the Toushirou-Gin fight. I dunno if it was just the distance but he looked very handsome there.
- Gin in his fight with Toushirou. OMG, that bastard looks awesome when he's not grinning like a village idiot.
- Komamura. Never assumed creatures like this exist.


This much at the moment but the list will grow as the captains will get introduced. And damn, I'm starting to seriously like in love with Renji.

Comments

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

"Aizen x Hinomoto(?): Guh. Of course."

Hinamori. Hinamori Momo.

"Toushirou x ... his vice Captain: *dies* This is a bit sick. Don't ask why but it feels a little wrong."

Matsumoto Rangiku. Don't die. Nothing wrong... :-)

"Aizen x Renji: A classic."

I know it's a classic, but I never understood why. I'm curious to know what you see in this pairing...

"Gin x Kira: Probably every night. And morning. And lunchbreak. Poor Kira."

Kira does like that, you know ? *perverted smile*

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

"Matsumoto x Orihime: Just think about the visuals."

Well, if one day the adaptation of the manga goes til prepub 199, you'll absolutely love the fanservice in it ! :-)

"Tousen x Komamura"

Just a small complaint about the anime (okay, a big one): they removed almost all the flashback about Tousen's past! *very angry*

(They also removed the part with Kira all cut in his cell, and with a straitjacket to prevent him from hurting himself. Really, this adaptation is good, very good, but when one of the parts I love disappears, I'm always sad.)


I'd like to know : amongst the pairings you list, which ones are your very favourite ?