What am I doing here...?

Now, children. I really need you for this. It's actually a TF story, but a Human!Verse AU, so actually, you don't need to know anything about the fandom. It centers around my OC anyway. I just want you to read it, and tell me what you think. Boring? Okay? Fascinating read, and you'd totally like to see more? What's missin? What's too much? Any mistakes you caught?

If you're on my friends list, then I suppose you're there for a reason, so here's your chance to prove you care. Pretty please?

( the stuff )
It's not the full story, but the third part is yet to be written... and I think I'll manage that.

Some ppl have wayyyyy too much time on their hands.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230181106980#description

Dear Primus. *drools like a village idiot*

XD lol

( excerpt from the Big Story )

http://fromhakaryou.livejournal.com/7472.html#cutid1 and http://fromhakaryou.livejournal.com/8227.html

Kup, Devcon and Wrek-Gar, not necessarily in this order. It has fluids and robotic cocks, but the characterization is awesome, and the smut is still hawt.

Sooo. Lately, the TFs sneak into my dreams. I don't really remember what they do there (nothing of importance, apparently), but last night, they appeared particularly vividly, and their appearance was... shocking, to say at least. >>

Setting: I'm watching a cartoon channel with friends, and a preview of a TF cartoon comes up - same CG style, as Beast Wars was. Optimus, Ratchet and Bumblebee enter, driving on a dirt road, open field on one side, corn field on the other. O_o Bee had his G1 VW bug alt, Ratchet was a white VOLVO GLOBETROTTER with red markings, and Optimus was... a 70'S VOLKSWAGEN VAN, plain red. There was a close-up, and I could see the seats - black flecks on silver, like a particularly retro mix of cowhide and panther fur. *weeps* And, to make things all the better, a Seeker lands next to them, claiming something like "prepare to die!" and it looked kinda like THIS, just with the cockpit top shaved off. I could see the RIVETS on the side; the overall feeling was kinda like an old WW warplane repainted and used for agricultural purposes.

How was that 'Farmer Prime and his three daughters' idea from before...?

But first things first. Laylah posted this - it's Ironhide's bio from the toy's box. Luvly. ^^ "Paint scarred and chrome chipped by shrapnel from a hundred battles, he is the oldest of the Autobots. His right hip is a mass of bypasses and temporary solutions, his power core and timing system are irregular, and his idle is set way too high, but his optics are the sharpest on Cybertron, and his cannon arm is as steady as ever."

Look up a big pic of him. The paint is indeed all worn. D'aww, and I can still see how Ratchet is trying to hold down that gun arm. XD

And now, TO THE YUMMIEZ!!

TITLE: The 'Subtle' Approach
AUTHORS: artoni & okami_hu
RATING: M/R-NC-17
SUMMARY: Megatron decides that Cybertron is in need of a change of direction...and knows Optimus well enough to know that he'll take a bit of convincing.
DISCLAIMER: Chars belong to some other awesomely twisted bunch of ppl. We won't have any money from this. (but you can still donate...). Also, not much worksafe. It's botsmut. And movieverse, but I think, it has no spoilers.

( '...but let me show you what I...we could have' )

http://www.republicofnewhome.org/oldlair/writing/transformers/viewfromthetop.html

A NEAT take on Starscream and Megatron's relationship.

Seriously, WHAT THE PIT IS UP with 'Screamer. He's intelligent. He really is! He can see flaws in the plans. He's good in battle and the best Seeker ever. And yet, he's like 'KILL EM NOW, YESPLEASE!' Seriously, Megatron uses to hold 'Screamer's gun-arm down when he wants to shoot as soon as he spots an autobot. As if he won't be THINKING, he acts on first impulse, and he's undeniably a coward. He's constantly bashing his leader that he's STUPID, his plans are made of FAIL, and he's gonna KILL HIM. And Megatron still keeps him around, and from episode to episode, he seems to give 'Screamer another chance. Even if Seekerboy betrays him, he's still the second-in-command.

He even claims himself to be the 'Pride of the Military Academy'. Now, 'Pride' might be exaggerating, but he went to the academy, alright. And he's a scientist, too. Hmmm.

On the side note, when in G1 season 2 ep. 10, There's a mecha girl, who's a totally good fighter, Megatron seems to be overly pleased and delighted, and he promptly told 'Screamer that he's getting rid of him, in favor of the ninjafemme. He seriously looked like a pervert then. XD And 'Screamer was huffing an puffing and pouting like a girl. lol

...Seriously, the next time somebody addresses Laserbeak as 'tinfoil turkey', I'm going to headdesk. >_>

EDIT: *pulls on hair* And now, what's with Megatron?? Dinobot Island 1. Starscream: *in honest concern* But what about the strange energy waves? They might be dangerous! Megarton: SILENCE! Let's plunder more natural resources.

Facepalm.

Hmh. Since the beginning of this week, I'm somehow convinced every black car on the streets is a Decepticon. It's a neat sight, when my bus drives into the airport stop, and I see eight taxi cabs lined up neatly, and they're all black.

I spotted G1 Optimus at the Shell station on Thursday, and I've seen a red car suspiciously shaped like a '78 camaro with the black stripes added. Custom faded.

And one day I was stalking a parking lot, seen a black car, grinned at it and promptly told it "You can't fool me, I know who you are." And it clicked back at me! o_o

So much about being _slightly_ obsessed.

Done for lyricality, on tf_ficathon Slashy ficcy, very slight Ratchet/Optimus, the prompt was "The only time Prime willingly submits"

( Unwind )


EDIT: meh, adding the rest.

For 295_39, Skyfire and an old friend, worth of a PG perhaps; prompt was a song quote

( Dreams )


For mishey_22, Prompt was cartoons. Lamborghini brothers (Sidesweep and Sunstreaker, that is), G.

( Useful weapon )