Pleaze dun hurtz my brainz...?

[okami_hu]

People are pairing Sam Witwicky with Bumblebee.

. . .

Okay, so, it's, like, totally obvious, but... still. What would Optimus say...? *dies from laughter*




Indeed, who...? XDDD



HOLY SHIT, IT'S A MOBILE, GET INTO THE CAR-



I have NO IDEA, who did this, but if you do, gimme his/her site link, because I want to download all of the TF fan/art there...!



Lick it, biatch.



No source, unfortunately, but the idea is srsly made of win.



Somethingawful.com, if I remember correctly. XD



Bling-bling, baby. *totally wants to be whored out by THAT pimp*



THE USA IS INNOCENT.



*luvz on*


And now, to quieter waters: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3635515/1/Lovers_in_Dangerous_Times

Slasher or not, read it, it's just too damn cute for words. Honestly.

Comments

[kira-k.livejournal.com]

That pic you wanted to know who did: (simple google-search and link from wiki)
http://reyyy.com/ by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corey_Lewis

Forgive the lack of fancy htmlcoding. These pics are lol. XD

Btw, what about Megatron/Starscream? springkink comm has a pair if you're interested...

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

What, I should write it? Do it yourself. Read? Thanks but no. On the other hand, I'm considering Bee and Jazz and a SHITLOAD of magic. Perhaps a Prime/Ratchet.

And it's good to know Corey's a pro. ^__^

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

This post is made of win. Especially the pimp and the brotha with the boombox. *saves*

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

And the pimp looks totally official. I don't know what Marvel is sniffing, but it's sure as hell illegal. And I want some, too.

If you haven't done it already, watch the movie - it's a lot better than we expected and it has a shitload of mechanoids - a pleasure course. XD The visuals are orgasmic.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

It seems I'll be the last fucking one to see it, despite my love for robots in disguise :< It's impossible to con people into the movies in the middle of summer, always too hot, too on vacation or too what-the-fuck-ever to go. And going to the movies alone is just sad (read: need someone to hold my hand because I can't even buy a goddamn movie ticket alone).

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

... Ever tried the same online? Ticket buying, I mean. XD And I won't mind seeing it again (three of us were late by five minutes, the rest didn't wait, so I got stuck sitting between people I don't talk to/weren't interested.) Or, what about downloading? Lol, I just checked, on Iso, nearly two thousand seeders, and nearly 2 HUNDRED thousand leechers. I'm even considering buying the DVD... extras.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

Woah there, time out, when did we become so modern we can buy tickets online? Last I remember it was either phone or on place. However if you people ever have the itch to see it again, count me in, even if I already saw it by then :D
Btw, I'm usually the first to scavenge a bootleg cam recording of new movies if it interest me (we have a shitload of versions on the tracker I'm on), but come on, it's flippin' TRANSFORMERS. I'm not defiling it by watching a cam recording of it :D

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Well, with the Palace Cinemas, it seems to be possible. We went to the Corvin, though, and they only allow WAP orders. (and I suspect the Corvin was more expensive by some 500 forints. O_o)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

Actually right now I wouldn't even mind the 500huf bonus IF the goddamn place has an air conditioner... I'm pretty sure I'd sizzle and spontaneously combust locked up in for the extent of 1-2 hours in a theatre room in this temperature XD

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Every bigger cinema is air-conditioned. ^^ Come on, It's the 21st century.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

And just to add another funny to the list... Optimus Prime, not shitting you, for the Sims 2.
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=234407
Lawlz. Serious internet-winnage.

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

OH MY GODDESS.

So you can make 'em live in a house, have a job and a dog, and live family life and do the pr0nz like the "real" Sim chars...? O_o

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

YES! I also saw a Starscream. I think I'm in lurve. Need MOAR mechs.
Recently they found out they can mesh faces just like clothes -> more customizable faces. Luff. I was actually snooping around to check what was made with this technique (have to use the same for Kain's extremely unorthodox facial anatomy >,>) when I found these. Urge to make robot pr0n rising, just for the lulz at least.

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Be sure to take screencaps. I don't even mind if it's Starscream/Prime @_@

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

While it's not pr0n (yet), because lack of sleep and extended meshing hours...

Poor Optimus... Probably not the company he wants, especially with Megatron looking about to blast his head off.
One big happy dysfunctional family?
Optimus with kitten. In the background, Megatron and Starscream's first autonomous action... a hug...
They (well, Starscream) kept gossiping about Optimus all the fucking time. It doesn't help I made them both mean as hell.

And the special place in the handbasket to hell? I tried out the attraction system on them. Both Starscream and Optimus find Megatron hawt, Megatron finds both hawt, but Starscream and Optimus is just "meh" to each other. Hysterical. If I were to leave them on free will for about a hour they'd probably kill each other... over each other.

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

I think this is sick. And I mean it the most positive way possible.

Three in the morning, and I'm LOLing at my monitor. Prime and Kitten OMGWTFBBQCUUUUTEE!!11

Go to read.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

Since we all know I lack my own journal and like to spam others thread with sometimes irrelevant info blahblahblah so excuse me, but I shouldn't be the only one to suffer from the knowledge of THIS. I saw the worst. Worst of worst. And this is even worse!


...Hold me?

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

There-there, everything is fine. *hugs* Jeebus, I'm only happy that I don't have to read it.

Now, I'm doing something vaguely similar, meaning, two male transformers creating an 'offspring', but, it's just a Spark, the smaller one was seriously modified, and they are really, really in love with each other. But it's not pregnancy. And the smaller one will be seriously crippled. And they did it as an experiment, not to be 'happy' about it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

Thank god they couldn't provide the link. Shiny links make me click on them and I would have read it.

But what you say makes sense, I mean, they do reproduce somehow. And creating a Spark is cute.

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can imagine. "Starscream, your chest got bigger!" ... Holy Matrix. Though, I'd like to witness the birth. The sight of Megatron being all anxious, and holding Starscream's hand would worth the braindamage.

Ooh, They had a few femmes. So I dubbed them 'Spark Mothers', and their anatomy is fitted to create a new Spark, when they bond with a 'male'. Or, there's the Creation Matrix, given to the big leaders OMG, slightly disturbing mental images about Optimus- namely, he being all mushy over his offspring XD lol, emoprime.. The new Spark is placed inside an 'empty' protoform body (introduced in the movie), and the reaction results in a new not-quite-yet-transformer. ^^ As the 'kid' matures, s/he can decide what kind of alt-mode s/he wants. (Seriously, according to the movie, they could assume new forms in every other sec.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

And Starscream screaming what he would do with Megatron's... non-existent whatever part he did the deed with... during labor... *sporfle* Thanks, this made it all better.

The Creation Matrix is what probably makes the new bots if and when they need ones. You could also stretch that the female/frailer-looking ones have the same function for backup if the leader is in shit condition (TF movie) or in battle or emergency. Actually I think they'd rarely need new bots so making one would be a big event. But I can see Optimus all smiley and welcoming the new one in a father-kind-of-way xD I'd also guess a new bot would already have a vast amount of encyclopedia knowledge and maybe even a predetermined function, but would need time to sort out his own reaction to things. And maybe I'm giving too much thought to this xD

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

There can't be too much thought given to it. Ever.

Just think about it, for a HUGE amount of time, they had NO emergencies. So if the cuter-looking 'bots are now technically able to sprout Sparks, that's a function which came along with the war. (Hah, my story is justified.) But yes, 'formers don't really have a childhood - more like a period of time, when the others call them too young and bully them. Aww.

And y'know, whenever I see Soundwave sending one of the Casettes into action, I remember that there are FIVE OTHER 'BOTS IN HIS DAMN CHEST. O_O It's a fucking Orgy. And Ravage is a metallic panther. And Buzzsaw and Laserbeak are fucking BIRDS. I don't want to see any of them doin' a dead 'bot. Please.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vejitto_/]

Yes, and when they're young and brash or shy and all clumsy in the world and they can be patronized by the old ones like Ratchet and excuse me brain meltdown from D'AWWW...

Ssh, don't give them ideas. Necrophilia is bad, mmkay?

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

... D'AAAAWWWW- Y'know what, let's drool together. XD Gotta see the movie, gotta get acquainted with Wheelie. (holy shit, wasn't the little bleeping thing in Optimus' trailer called Wheelie as well...? O_o)

Now, I wonder, how old the Lamborghini brothers are...? *___* Aww, little 'former twins cuddling close together, cringing from the explosions, hiding from the eeeeeebil Seekers, trying to cheer up each other, and ending up being found by some good old 'bot, like, say, Kup... Or perhaps, their guardian died? Or little Jazz, all the cute and curious troublemaker...

Random idea now, totally unrelated. What if Ravage is actually a triplechanger, and by some reason, he never switches to standard mode? In the comics, he was fully sentient, capable of talking even. Interesting... *chintap*

Naah, they're bad enough without added perversions. Btw, I suppose, if a 'bot gets hard on lifeless heaps of metal, he'd get hard on the tableleg, too, so...