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okami_huNo comment. 4 and 6 contain incest. 7 may contain spoilers on Sloth's identity. The others are just plain crack.
1, The perfect gift
He was marvelous. A real hero; strong, noble, incredibly talented. Denny felt his knees turn to jelly once Major Armstrong was in his near. The others thought he’s just as freaked by the tall, nearly bald man like they were but in reality, Denny worshipped him.
But he also noticed Armstrong’s sense of finery; so when he figured out, when the major’s birthday is, he bought the present with definite care.
„Ah, a coffee mug!” Armstrong exclaimed with a smile. „And with sparkles!”
Denny passed out from joy in his embrace. Others said it was only the lack of oxygen.
2, Panther
She screamed and hissed like a real cat; her nails left angry red marks on his chest as the madness of passion swept her away. Her long hair swayed wildly and her back arched as she came.
Hohenheim usually was a quiet guy but for once, he enjoyed being a little aggressive, grabbing her full breast firmly, diving deeply into her.
Then, when it was over, he lay on the bed grinning like a Cheshire cat. Pinako lit her pipe and inhaled the smoke.
Hohenheim shrugged it off. Going out with Rizenbul’s female Panther was kind of a good idea.
3, Lizardry
It was the tail, really.
Gecko was small, bald and not quite handsome but he adapted his new abilities well. He could climb walls like a real lizard and he was extremely skilled with his tail.
Kimbley shivered, when once, he sat on the couch and Gecko decided to tickle him with that tail. Yes, _there_.
Of course, there was shouting and namecalling, like they didn’t care. Gecko got a little enthusiastic sometimes and Kimbley had sensitive nerves.
But at nights, it was all fine again. That tail moved, Kimbley moved too and they were both panting each other’s name.
4, Whisper in the dark
“Can you remember, brother…?” The voice sounds young but it carries metallic echoes.
“Of course.” The other voice murmurs reassuringly.
“When we were young and free… We used to sit by the riverside until sundown…”
“I remember everything. I always will. I still love you. No matter, what happened, my heart belongs to you.”
“Brother…”
The huge armor creaks as it moves slowly; the sound is loud in the silence. The younger one takes the helmet off. His fingers carefully ghost over the soul-sign drawn on it.
A trembling sigh drifts out into the darkness of the Fifth Laboratory’s dungeon.
5, Undeniable passion pie
Breda knows he can’t hold his ground for long. The passion burns him in the inside. Yet, he tries to resist. A soldier shouldn’t mix his duty with his personal desires.
He glances up again and he feels the blush rising on his cheeks. The colonel sits behind his desk, seemingly buried in work.
Breda raises and steps closer. Maybe Mustang will be angry, but he has to get, what he wants.
Roy glances up on his subordinate. Breda licks his lips and he asks what he wants to ask since an hour.
“Are you gonna eat that apple pie…?”
6, Touch
“Oh, how I love to caress your smooth skin, my lovely! It’s so different from mine. I’m crippled but you are young and fresh. Your body is so small, yet so beautiful. You’re like a flower, really. Let your Daddy touch you…
What a good, obedient little girl you are. Never complaining. But you should, if I accidentally hurt you. Don’t be afraid, dearest. Do you like it, when I touch you like this? Your eyes seem to be cloudy, precious. It’s a nice feeling, isn’t it? Let me make you feel even better.
I love you, my sweet Nina…”
7, Roles and games
“Well, you ARE my secretary.”
Sloth swept her hair behind her ear. He glanced up to the man standing next to her desk, casually leaning on it.
“And the fact, that I’m your secretary, is a reason for you to hit on me?”
“Kind of…” Bradley smirked.
Sloth sighed with a small smile. “You have a wife. And I’m a married woman.”
“Married to whom?” The Fuhrer snorted.
“Okay…” Sloth stood up and pressed her slender body against the tall leader’s “Let’s say I’m a widow. And a man in your position is kind of expected to have an affair.”
8, My knight in shining armor
Alphonse was crouched under a tree in the park, petting a stray cat carefully, when suddenly, a shadow fell on him.
The younger Elric looked up and he saw a beautiful blond girl, who was staring at him with large, green eyes.
“Excuse me…” She began timidly, a rosy tint coloring her cheeks. “But would you… ahm, marry me…?”
Alphonse thought, he misheard.
“P-pardon me…?”
“You’re tall, caring and you’re wearing this wonderful suit of armor, so you have a sense for traditions. You’re the man I was waiting for!”
She hugged his waist and Alphonse shrieked like a girl.
9, Servant
“I followed you through the whole city, I asked everybody who crossed my way if they had seen you… Ever since you looked at me, my mistress, I can’t forget your beauty, your grace, your smile… Please, let me serve you!”
Lust was surprised by the confession. The small-framed soldier was kneeling right before her feet. The beautiful Sin tapped her slender fingers to her chin. Hmm, maybe it won’t even be a bad idea, to be befriended with a military member…
“Will you be a good doggy?” She asked on her velvety alt voice.
“Woof!” Fury’s chocolate eyes shone.
10, The Contest
“And now, Ladies and Gentleman, this is the final match! The winner is going to be the champion of this year’s “Strongest Man of Amestris” contest! Please, greet the three competitors, who managed to get this far with a big applause: Mr. Roa Morris, Mr. Sieg Curtis and Mr. Alex Louis Armstrong!”
The loud clapping and shouting felt intoxicating. Roa smiled on his companions.
“May the best win.”
“After the contest, we’ll meet by us,” Sieg murmured. “Izumi won’t be home…”
Armstrong sighed happily. He gained so much here, than fame and some prize. Such good friends… Such nice muscles.
Comments are always welcome.
1, The perfect gift
He was marvelous. A real hero; strong, noble, incredibly talented. Denny felt his knees turn to jelly once Major Armstrong was in his near. The others thought he’s just as freaked by the tall, nearly bald man like they were but in reality, Denny worshipped him.
But he also noticed Armstrong’s sense of finery; so when he figured out, when the major’s birthday is, he bought the present with definite care.
„Ah, a coffee mug!” Armstrong exclaimed with a smile. „And with sparkles!”
Denny passed out from joy in his embrace. Others said it was only the lack of oxygen.
2, Panther
She screamed and hissed like a real cat; her nails left angry red marks on his chest as the madness of passion swept her away. Her long hair swayed wildly and her back arched as she came.
Hohenheim usually was a quiet guy but for once, he enjoyed being a little aggressive, grabbing her full breast firmly, diving deeply into her.
Then, when it was over, he lay on the bed grinning like a Cheshire cat. Pinako lit her pipe and inhaled the smoke.
Hohenheim shrugged it off. Going out with Rizenbul’s female Panther was kind of a good idea.
3, Lizardry
It was the tail, really.
Gecko was small, bald and not quite handsome but he adapted his new abilities well. He could climb walls like a real lizard and he was extremely skilled with his tail.
Kimbley shivered, when once, he sat on the couch and Gecko decided to tickle him with that tail. Yes, _there_.
Of course, there was shouting and namecalling, like they didn’t care. Gecko got a little enthusiastic sometimes and Kimbley had sensitive nerves.
But at nights, it was all fine again. That tail moved, Kimbley moved too and they were both panting each other’s name.
4, Whisper in the dark
“Can you remember, brother…?” The voice sounds young but it carries metallic echoes.
“Of course.” The other voice murmurs reassuringly.
“When we were young and free… We used to sit by the riverside until sundown…”
“I remember everything. I always will. I still love you. No matter, what happened, my heart belongs to you.”
“Brother…”
The huge armor creaks as it moves slowly; the sound is loud in the silence. The younger one takes the helmet off. His fingers carefully ghost over the soul-sign drawn on it.
A trembling sigh drifts out into the darkness of the Fifth Laboratory’s dungeon.
5, Undeniable passion pie
Breda knows he can’t hold his ground for long. The passion burns him in the inside. Yet, he tries to resist. A soldier shouldn’t mix his duty with his personal desires.
He glances up again and he feels the blush rising on his cheeks. The colonel sits behind his desk, seemingly buried in work.
Breda raises and steps closer. Maybe Mustang will be angry, but he has to get, what he wants.
Roy glances up on his subordinate. Breda licks his lips and he asks what he wants to ask since an hour.
“Are you gonna eat that apple pie…?”
6, Touch
“Oh, how I love to caress your smooth skin, my lovely! It’s so different from mine. I’m crippled but you are young and fresh. Your body is so small, yet so beautiful. You’re like a flower, really. Let your Daddy touch you…
What a good, obedient little girl you are. Never complaining. But you should, if I accidentally hurt you. Don’t be afraid, dearest. Do you like it, when I touch you like this? Your eyes seem to be cloudy, precious. It’s a nice feeling, isn’t it? Let me make you feel even better.
I love you, my sweet Nina…”
7, Roles and games
“Well, you ARE my secretary.”
Sloth swept her hair behind her ear. He glanced up to the man standing next to her desk, casually leaning on it.
“And the fact, that I’m your secretary, is a reason for you to hit on me?”
“Kind of…” Bradley smirked.
Sloth sighed with a small smile. “You have a wife. And I’m a married woman.”
“Married to whom?” The Fuhrer snorted.
“Okay…” Sloth stood up and pressed her slender body against the tall leader’s “Let’s say I’m a widow. And a man in your position is kind of expected to have an affair.”
8, My knight in shining armor
Alphonse was crouched under a tree in the park, petting a stray cat carefully, when suddenly, a shadow fell on him.
The younger Elric looked up and he saw a beautiful blond girl, who was staring at him with large, green eyes.
“Excuse me…” She began timidly, a rosy tint coloring her cheeks. “But would you… ahm, marry me…?”
Alphonse thought, he misheard.
“P-pardon me…?”
“You’re tall, caring and you’re wearing this wonderful suit of armor, so you have a sense for traditions. You’re the man I was waiting for!”
She hugged his waist and Alphonse shrieked like a girl.
9, Servant
“I followed you through the whole city, I asked everybody who crossed my way if they had seen you… Ever since you looked at me, my mistress, I can’t forget your beauty, your grace, your smile… Please, let me serve you!”
Lust was surprised by the confession. The small-framed soldier was kneeling right before her feet. The beautiful Sin tapped her slender fingers to her chin. Hmm, maybe it won’t even be a bad idea, to be befriended with a military member…
“Will you be a good doggy?” She asked on her velvety alt voice.
“Woof!” Fury’s chocolate eyes shone.
10, The Contest
“And now, Ladies and Gentleman, this is the final match! The winner is going to be the champion of this year’s “Strongest Man of Amestris” contest! Please, greet the three competitors, who managed to get this far with a big applause: Mr. Roa Morris, Mr. Sieg Curtis and Mr. Alex Louis Armstrong!”
The loud clapping and shouting felt intoxicating. Roa smiled on his companions.
“May the best win.”
“After the contest, we’ll meet by us,” Sieg murmured. “Izumi won’t be home…”
Armstrong sighed happily. He gained so much here, than fame and some prize. Such good friends… Such nice muscles.
Comments are always welcome.
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Date: 2005-03-10 02:36 pm (UTC)I like two muchly, that one had crossed my mind before :D
Three was creepy.
I lo~oved four.
The title for five had me giggling before I'd even read it.
Six was just disturbing... O_o
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Date: 2005-03-10 02:45 pm (UTC)I love crack pairings, and you know it. they were all good. :) I loved ten esp. :D
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Date: 2005-03-10 02:59 pm (UTC)(Psst, it's Denny, not Danny.)
Eee! Catherine x Al! Eeee! XD
Damn, #6 was so disturbing. I think it's my favorite. o_O
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Date: 2005-03-11 12:58 am (UTC)And I think I created a monster... Oo Slicest fangirl... XD You're welcome! ^^
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Date: 2005-03-10 03:05 pm (UTC)Good work! XD Go crack!
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Date: 2005-03-10 04:04 pm (UTC)~CT
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Date: 2005-03-11 01:03 am (UTC)Oh, yeah, Tucker. That guy is creepy. But come on, he was pretty obsessed with his daughter.
And the pie... *bows* Thank you. XDDD Oh, and don't worry for your purity. I'm known as the Mind Rapist.
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Date: 2005-03-11 01:04 am (UTC)Amazing!
Date: 2005-03-10 07:48 pm (UTC)Number seven was great. The interaction was so smooth, so nice...I can't put into words how much I loved that!
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