*facepalm*

Yesterday, a colleague of mine - a guy, few years my junior - promptly came up to me and asked my opinion about what strawberry flavored condoms are good for. Stress on the strawberry _flavor_.

This progressed along two breaks with the assistance of two other colleagues, discussing sexual 'accidents', condom usage and why women seem to love when a man mistreats them.

Now I want to write about flavored condoms and emotion-filled happy!sex. If only my current fandom would be something other than Team Fortress 2.