Pleaze dun hurtz my brainz...?

[okami_hu]

People are pairing Sam Witwicky with Bumblebee.

. . .

Okay, so, it's, like, totally obvious, but... still. What would Optimus say...? *dies from laughter*




Indeed, who...? XDDD



HOLY SHIT, IT'S A MOBILE, GET INTO THE CAR-



I have NO IDEA, who did this, but if you do, gimme his/her site link, because I want to download all of the TF fan/art there...!



Lick it, biatch.



No source, unfortunately, but the idea is srsly made of win.



Somethingawful.com, if I remember correctly. XD



Bling-bling, baby. *totally wants to be whored out by THAT pimp*



THE USA IS INNOCENT.



*luvz on*


And now, to quieter waters: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3635515/1/Lovers_in_Dangerous_Times

Slasher or not, read it, it's just too damn cute for words. Honestly.

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And Starscream screaming what he would do with Megatron's... non-existent whatever part he did the deed with... during labor... *sporfle* Thanks, this made it all better.

The Creation Matrix is what probably makes the new bots if and when they need ones. You could also stretch that the female/frailer-looking ones have the same function for backup if the leader is in shit condition (TF movie) or in battle or emergency. Actually I think they'd rarely need new bots so making one would be a big event. But I can see Optimus all smiley and welcoming the new one in a father-kind-of-way xD I'd also guess a new bot would already have a vast amount of encyclopedia knowledge and maybe even a predetermined function, but would need time to sort out his own reaction to things. And maybe I'm giving too much thought to this xD

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

There can't be too much thought given to it. Ever.

Just think about it, for a HUGE amount of time, they had NO emergencies. So if the cuter-looking 'bots are now technically able to sprout Sparks, that's a function which came along with the war. (Hah, my story is justified.) But yes, 'formers don't really have a childhood - more like a period of time, when the others call them too young and bully them. Aww.

And y'know, whenever I see Soundwave sending one of the Casettes into action, I remember that there are FIVE OTHER 'BOTS IN HIS DAMN CHEST. O_O It's a fucking Orgy. And Ravage is a metallic panther. And Buzzsaw and Laserbeak are fucking BIRDS. I don't want to see any of them doin' a dead 'bot. Please.

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Yes, and when they're young and brash or shy and all clumsy in the world and they can be patronized by the old ones like Ratchet and excuse me brain meltdown from D'AWWW...

Ssh, don't give them ideas. Necrophilia is bad, mmkay?

[okami-hu.livejournal.com]

... D'AAAAWWWW- Y'know what, let's drool together. XD Gotta see the movie, gotta get acquainted with Wheelie. (holy shit, wasn't the little bleeping thing in Optimus' trailer called Wheelie as well...? O_o)

Now, I wonder, how old the Lamborghini brothers are...? *___* Aww, little 'former twins cuddling close together, cringing from the explosions, hiding from the eeeeeebil Seekers, trying to cheer up each other, and ending up being found by some good old 'bot, like, say, Kup... Or perhaps, their guardian died? Or little Jazz, all the cute and curious troublemaker...

Random idea now, totally unrelated. What if Ravage is actually a triplechanger, and by some reason, he never switches to standard mode? In the comics, he was fully sentient, capable of talking even. Interesting... *chintap*

Naah, they're bad enough without added perversions. Btw, I suppose, if a 'bot gets hard on lifeless heaps of metal, he'd get hard on the tableleg, too, so...