Fear my thesaurus-raping, four line senteces, rawr. FF.net sucks royal ass, and not necessarily because of the maintainer (though it's been kinda downhill since the nc-17 pruning), but because of little shits going around and reporting stuff they don't like or because the author gave them concrit :P I wonder if LJ will ever sunk that low, accepting "reports" for "pedo" fics.